Ballbuster Greeting Cards
Crimes Against Romance Edition
Content Warning: Some of this is just plain crass.
If this is your first visit to Stock Fiction, I’m sorry. This one’s off menu.
Dog House
Right after you clear your browser history.
Gift Card
His name is Jeremy. And his Starbucks shift gets off at ten.
Text him your shoe size. He’s into feet. 569-6969.
Golden Anniversary
That’s 18,262 nights I didn’t murder you in your sleep.
Happy Anniversary.
Eye Candy
Are you SERIOUSLY checking those girls out right now?
I’m standing RIGHT HERE!
I feel you
So… sex, then?
Do it for me
If you did a better job of washing your jiz down the drain after you jerk off in the shower, so I don’t have to step in it.
Thanks, Babe!
Okay, I obviously had a lot of fun making these, and would love to know what you thought of the Greeting Card format. Are there any other holidays or institutions you’d like me to defile for your entertainment?
These were a lot of fun!
I picked a favorite, #3. It's so sentimental and cuddly and warm...,bleh !!! The toothy faced balloon is really my 1st choice. ( insert smiley-faced toothy emoji here ) A pink one of course ! Thanks for the snarl, snicker and laughs.