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Lauren's avatar

Thanks for the morning laughs! 🤣🤣 Happy V-day!! ❤️❤️

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Meg Oolders's avatar

You're welcome! Have fun at school today! 😂

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Wil Dalton's avatar

Great great great!

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Meg Oolders's avatar

🔥❤️😊

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Jeannie Lynn Wagner's avatar

Haha I was scrolling up and down wanting a poll button for #6 🙋🏼🤣

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Meg Oolders's avatar

Tee hee! I guess I was hoping everyone would just have to own up to favoring it in the comments. I win!! 😂

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Amran Gowani's avatar

Romance leads to children. Ergo, romance is a lie.

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Meg Oolders's avatar

Good morning, Sunshine! 🌞😘🤗🌈💜❤️🧡💛💚💙

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Wil Dalton's avatar

I really really want to show this to my wife! But some of these cards hit a little too close! #5? #6? Both? Ouch. Kind of related, kind of not - Meg, can you recommend any romance short stories along these lines? Raw, honest, crass, and full of heart? I recently checked out an anthology of romance stories from the New Yorker. My favorite romance story ever ever ever is Rebecca by Donald Barthelme. Help a disillusioned horror fan out? Wanting to make the jump from stabbing knives to stabbing words.

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Meg Oolders's avatar

Show it to your wife, with love, from me. I'll think on the romance stories for you. None come to mind immediately. Perhaps I'm blocking them out because if you're going to read honest, heartfelt, raw romance stories, I'd like to take credit for them. 😊I think you have it in you already. And I'd be honored to alpha/beta-read anything you're experimenting with. I mean... I read "Celeste" for you. How bad could it be? 😂

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Carol Gee's avatar

I laughed until I cried! Thanks for this. I was having a bad day, unrelated to the date, and you made it better.

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Meg Oolders's avatar

Aw. That's the best way to laugh! So glad it brightened your day, Carol. Feel free to come back to it if you need another boost. 😊

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Timothy Ralston's avatar

I picked a favorite, #3. It's so sentimental and cuddly and warm...,bleh !!! The toothy faced balloon is really my 1st choice. ( insert smiley-faced toothy emoji here ) A pink one of course ! Thanks for the snarl, snicker and laughs.

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Meg Oolders's avatar

Is this what you're looking for? 😬😬😬

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Jason McBride's avatar

These were a lot of fun!

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Meg Oolders's avatar

A bizarre first impression on my part, but I'm glad you enjoyed them. 😂

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