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Meg Oolders's avatar

Cheers, Joanna! I'm smack dab in the middle of phase 2, subsection A: early adolescence. If I survive, I'll have a lot to write about in 5 or 6 years.

Recurring, did you say? AW, MAN! 😩

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Amran Gowani's avatar

Still a banger.

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Meg Oolders's avatar

Sadly, this madness will fail to become irrelevant in my lifetime. Maybe my daughter can shake things up. If she got together with yours, they'd undoubtedly dismantle the entire system. With minimal effort.

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Amran Gowani's avatar

I trust your daughter will do the right thing. Mine will betray the cause the instant her personal gain outweighs the greater good.

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Meg Oolders's avatar

You just gave me a brilliant idea for a middle grade novel. Complete with corruptible protagonist and redeemable villain. *hat tip*

Honestly, I don't know what the book would be about. But I saw the cover. Might just have to go design it for kicks. 😊

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Amran Gowani's avatar

Go wild!

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Anonymom's avatar

You made me laugh so hard I peed a little while eating breakfast. Ask Grampy...

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Meg Oolders's avatar

Thanks for ... sharing .... ? 🫣

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Conrad's avatar

🤣Brilliant! Hilarious! Spot on!👍

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Meg Oolders's avatar

Thanks, Conrad!

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Bethany Edgoose's avatar

Enjoyed this. Just so much. Now undecided though if I should foreword to my own mother…

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Meg Oolders's avatar

Depends on if you want her to wet herself from laughing.

That's what mine did. 😉

Thanks for reading! 💜

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Jim J Wilsky's avatar

Meg, although I have no business even pretending to understand, that was pretty brilliant.

This line though, was like a dagger in the heart, and you almost certainly shoved it in grinning.....Tragically, this option requires the use of a “man”.....Ouch. So in retaliation, I'm going to wish an early Happy Mother's Day. Seriously though, I did enjoy reading this, great job. - Jim

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Meg Oolders's avatar

Thanks, Jim.

For the record, some lines in this one were crafted strictly for their comedic punch. Or stab, in this case. 😂

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Jim J Wilsky's avatar

Of course, and it was funny as hell. Great stuff. - Jim

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𝐂𝐁 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧's avatar

So many good nuggets of snark! As an early phase 3 mother, my dog was curious why I was laughing so much as I ate breakfast. Thanks!

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Meg Oolders's avatar

So glad you enjoyed it, CB. Waving to you from phase 2. Keep blazing that trail!

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Zoe Howland's avatar

Oh my goodness! This is all so very true. Beautifully expressed. Thank you for the laugh.

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Meg Oolders's avatar

You're welcome, Zoe! Glad it made you smile. 😊

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Good Humor by CK Steefel's avatar

Brilliant. I’m imagining that we secretly want to be grandparents just so our kids know what we went through. Hilarious piece. 😂😂

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Meg Oolders's avatar

Thank you, friend.

In 20 years, I shall write a follow up piece: So, you want to be a grandparent. Subtitle: I told you so!

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Mr. Troy Ford's avatar

What if we renamed it to something a little more accurate? Motherween? 👻

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Meg Oolders's avatar

I think we just need to call it Mother's Year and let it roll over indefinitely. 😉

Thanks for reading, Troy!

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Clancy Steadwell's avatar

Forwarding this to Mrs. Clancy Steadwell.

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Meg Oolders's avatar

With my stalwart regards, I hope. 💜

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Sharron Bassano's avatar

Thanks for bringing this back. You didn't miss one point. I am the mother that gets the waffle breakfast. It is enough. My boy grew to be a smart, creative, hard-working, happy man... in spite of his mother's weird ideas about parenting. It is a miracle.

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Meg Oolders's avatar

Oh, my kids are going to be rock stars. Not literally, I hope. That's a hard life. But they're on the right track for some kind of greatness. And my daughter makes a mean waffle. 😊

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