Welcome back to Stock Fiction, your home for experimental short fiction, poetry, humor, pharmaceutical ad parodies, and more. I hope you enjoyed today’s AV Club V-Day roast. If you did, you might also enjoy this throwback from last Valentine’s Day. Fair warning: It had a much lower budget and was considerably less mature than this year’s installment.
As you can see, I’ve grown up a lot.
Please don’t let my penchant for love mockery fool you. Love’s my absolute favorite. I love love. That’s why I spend half of my waking life writing about it, and the other half of my waking life thinking about it.
What I do in my sleeping life is none of your affair.
As for VALENTINE’S DAY, I don’t celebrate. I worked as a florist for ten years so… I’m jaded. 😏
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