As your brand consultant, I have to tell you that you've probably aged out of the dumpy dad demographic, given your offspring could be springing their own any day now. I see you more as a purveyor of pastry porn. You don't actually have to "do" anything to the pastry other than film it in the throes of baking. Invest in some quality ligh…
As your brand consultant, I have to tell you that you've probably aged out of the dumpy dad demographic, given your offspring could be springing their own any day now. I see you more as a purveyor of pastry porn. You don't actually have to "do" anything to the pastry other than film it in the throes of baking. Invest in some quality lighting, a boom mic for picking up ASMR sound bites from your sourdough crust, and an apron that says Hot Grandpa, and you're golden.
I'll email you an invoice for this consultation and an estimate for future branding services rendered. ⭐
As your brand consultant, I have to tell you that you've probably aged out of the dumpy dad demographic, given your offspring could be springing their own any day now. I see you more as a purveyor of pastry porn. You don't actually have to "do" anything to the pastry other than film it in the throes of baking. Invest in some quality lighting, a boom mic for picking up ASMR sound bites from your sourdough crust, and an apron that says Hot Grandpa, and you're golden.
I'll email you an invoice for this consultation and an estimate for future branding services rendered. ⭐
Well, I figured I had the dumpy part nailed anyway ... alas.
You're too energetic and satisfied with your life to be "dumpy," Tom. Take that as the compliment it's meant to be. 😉No charge for compliments.
I'll take it! I was thinking of making a bread-making video after your suggestion ... but it's not bloody likely!